it all started out so innocently. a villagers wife had recently died and he needed a new wife to take her place. well, this wopuld be great! so i took my daughters priscella and druisella and moved in with them. soon my new husband died also and i was stuck with his wicked litttle daughter, cinderella. i had’nt seen so much disrespect in my life! she was slow with the laundry, she did’t make the tea right, and she was always trying to blame the family cat, lucifer, on everything! oh an get this, she has MICE as pets. she even names them! i think if her father were still here he’d be very disappointed. i mean, what ave i done? i give her an attic to sleep in, i even give her a 5 minute break per day! i believe a servants daughter should also be a servant. anyway back to the story, we all got the invitations to the ball, (as you’ve probably heard!) i thought this would be the perfect opprotunity for my daughters to charm mr. charming! well wicked ol cinderella insisted she come to. I believe her exact words were “i’m  going to the ball whether you like it or not you old hag!” Talk about disrespect! And besides, she had to finish her chores. So i gently replied “My dear, if you finish all of your xchores, I will open-heartedly allow you to come. otherwise, i am afraid you cannot.” That sneak came in and stole my daughter’s most prized posessions and made them into her own dress! My daughters tore it up though. Turns out, that she snuck out and came to the ball anyway in her mother’s wedding dress, and charmed that Prince Charming til he fell in love with her! Then she  had to go home when the clock striked midnight, oh, you know the story. Anyway 2 weeks later, the duke came to try a glass slipper on every girl’s foot to find the prince’s dream girl. Well, most people think i locked in that room on purpose,your wrong. The room was dreadfully dirty, and i simply did not know my dear Cinderella was in there. So i locked it so no one could see the mess. Well, she got ot of the room i accidently locked and the slipper fit! Soon she got married with prince you-know-who, and know, people are accusing me! Their making movies about me, and it hurts! So that’s my story. AND IT’S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!